“The Livin’ Daid” – Zombies in the Hinterland / Memorable Fancies #1671

Well, the rumor spread that a troop a’ zombies had attacked a blood bank somewhere outta town, and so wouldn’t ya know it, everbody got real upset and started runnin’ around and the hardware stores was sellin’ outta axes and especially them big long-handled hammers, and o’course sportin’ goods stores was really stripped within a coupla days, like crossbows by people who thought it’d be real easy to kill zombies with ’em since they’d saw that on TV where they never miss a shot, but I’ll bet you … [Read more...]

“Zombie-World” / Memorable Fancies #1630

In a world of zombies, some, being bitten, turn into – people. Zombies flee from them, hide, form small desperate groups featured in TV series, movies. [Click ‘Random Post’ above – be astonished]   … [Read more...]

“Survival Hints for Zombies” / Memorable Fancies #1427

Survival Hints for Zombies - How to Survive Those Hordes of Humans It’s a dangerous world out there, what with all those humans who’d love to waste you. Here are a few tips to help you stay alive while dead: 1) Try to dress a little better. 2) Do something about your complexion 3) Don’t stare at people’s necks –at least, don’t be so obvious about it. 4) If you can manage to speak a few words of English, try saying “It’s OK, I’m a famous rock star.” 5) Or if you can say “Ha y’all doin?,” … [Read more...]