“Survival Hints for Zombies” / Memorable Fancies #1427

Survival Hints for Zombies - How to Survive Those Hordes of Humans It’s a dangerous world out there, what with all those humans who’d love to waste you. Here are a few tips to help you stay alive while dead: 1) Try to dress a little better. 2) Do something about your complexion 3) Don’t stare at people’s necks –at least, don’t be so obvious about it. 4) If you can manage to speak a few words of English, try saying “It’s OK, I’m a famous rock star.” 5) Or if you can say “Ha y’all doin?,” … [Read more...]