Five phrases you will NOT see on a junk mail envelope / Memorable Fancies #1005

.. Please open this tomorrow or the next day; no hurry .. We bought your address; make it worth our while .. The enclosed offer isn’t as good as the one we’re sending to other people .. This cost us less in postage than it cost the post office to deliver it to you .. Do you think this letter came from a real U.S. government office? Riiii ... ghht! <END> THE PITCH If you liked this post, please FOLLOW or tell your friends and share a comment here or on other social … [Read more...]