“The Imaginary Friend” / Memorable Fancies #1360

[“I was an imaginary friend” – New Scientist] Hi! My name is Ralph. I’m Johnny’s imaginary friend. He calls me “Ralphie,” but I don’t like that, since I’m smarter than Johnny and he should treat me with more respect. Mommy is OK with my being around. I was worried for a while that she’d call me “make-believe,” and make Johnny go get a real friend. But she didn’t. Sometimes as a prank I pretend I’m Johnny and go find Mommy to see if she can tell the difference between us, or if I can fool … [Read more...]