“Friends” / A Memorable Fancy #052

     Herbert had seven friends, but they all moved away. No one reads his blog. A Google search turns up nine hits on “Herbert W. Norton, Jr.,” but this is someone else with the same name. He is accidentally omitted from the company phone book. “Just an oversight,” SueAnn Carleton says, “I’m sorry.”      Herbert buys a gun, takes it to work, points it. Now SueAnn is really sorry.     … [Read more...]