“Cavity Search” / Memorable Fancies #1620

The officers did a cavity search of me. They were very thorough. Where the heart should have been they didn’t find a heart, just a cavity. Aha, they said, a cavity! What were you intending to hide in there? And I said, it’s just an empty space; that’s what I've been hiding from all those others. They told me to move along, move along, there’s nothing of interest here.  [Click ‘Random Post’ above – be astonished]   … [Read more...]

“Like Me” / Memorable Fancies #1550

At first I thought it might be human: its voice sounded so very human, crying “Help me! For pity’s sake help me!” But then I saw it was just a machine. Like me. So I didn’t help. … [Read more...]