What do dogs dream of? Yes, they do have dreams; you can tell by their sometime twitches and moans while they’re sleeping, their sometimes strange response to us in their first moments after waking. By their long association with people, perhaps at times they dream they are – people, themselves. And are you, readers, perhaps dogs asleep even now, dreaming that... [Click ‘Random Post’ above – be astonished] … [Read more...]
“Dreaming of a Crime” / Memorable Fancies #219
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] Dreams of those accused of crimes are monitored to discover if a confession could be inferred. (“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this man’s dreams included memories of events only the perpetrator could know.”) Juries were seldom persuaded, since police and prosecutors would also know these things. Since dreaming of a specific crime did not succeed in convicting people of that crime, dreaming of any crime was … [Read more...]
“Soothe-Sleep” / Memorable Fancies #216
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] “Bad dreams? Soothe-Sleep Inc. can end them once and for all. Think of the pleasure of knowing you won’t wake up shivering in terror, or keeping your bedmate awake with groans and thrashing. “Soothe-Sleep is a simple device you wear on your head. It detects abnormally strong negative brain waves and generates positive waves until your brain returns to normal. “What is the price of this wonderful new … [Read more...]
“Metadreaming” / Memorable Fancies #1169
[“Someone says ‘I believe I am now dreaming’” – Wittgenstein] I dreamed I was dreaming, and then I woke – or was I still dreaming even then? And even now, while I’m telling you this,... [Click ‘Random Post’ above – be astonished] … [Read more...]
WTF Your Dreams Mean
The old book What Your Dreams Mean * is a weird delight. My favorite entry is on Intestines. "To see your own intestines, denotes that grave situations are closing around you." ... "If you think you lay them [i.e., your intestines] upon something which turns out to be a radiator, and they begin to grow hot and make you very uncomfortable, and you ask others to assist you, and they refuse,..." – well, nothing good can come of seeing your guts heating up on a radiator, for sure! And two more … [Read more...]
“The Law of Dreams” / Memorable Fancies #1354
The Dutiful Republic is ruled by a severe dictatorship. Although the people are fed, clothed, and housed, they are required to obey the many rules, some of them secret, that the government has established for them. Lacking freedom to do anything in the material world, they dream. But there are rules for dreaming, too. <END> Buy it at amazon.com/author/terencekuch: The Seventh Effect. In this novel from Mélange Books LLC, a NSA-like organization knows – perhaps too much about … [Read more...]
“The Dream-Prizes” / Memorable Fancies #746
There were weekly competitions for the most interesting dreams, or the most daring. Prizes were awarded. Several weeks in a row, Sylvia Norton won. There were jealous rumors that Sylvia was making these dreams up, hadn’t really had them, that her dreams were all fiction and sounded suspiciously like the latest popular novels. Officials were appointed to look into the matter. They dreamed that she’d made them up, and disqualified her. <END> THE THURSDAY PITCH If you … [Read more...]
“Five Briefs XXIII – Dreaming” / Memorable Fancies #568
In our dreams our minds have gone to other places, some real, others fantastic. But now we can take our bodies with us. This enriches our experience, as you can imagine, but also leads to certain risks … # Large crowds co-dream at music festivals – famous stars seed these dreams, let the dreamers have their way with them. # Spam dreams – how the wretched of Nigeria and Burkina Faso can make you rich. # Candidates for employment (first at the CIA, then at ad agencies) are … [Read more...]
“Co-Dreaming” / Memorable Fancies #564
Last night we co-dreamed. It was wonderful, being there with you, doing the same fantastic, fragmented, excited things. But then this morning you denied that you had been there with me, that what we did ever happened. With a shiver, perhaps remembering your own dream, you called mine “disgusting.” <END> If you liked this post, please tell your friends and share a comment here or in StumbleUpon, Reddit, Facebook, or other social websites. Subscriptions to this blog … [Read more...]
“Five Briefs – XII: Dreaming” / A Memorable Fancy #426
At first, Netflix rented out dreams contributed by the public. But as these proved unexciting, the company began paying ghost-writers to “dream up a plot.” # Some sexdreams had become legendary, had been sold ten, twenty times, reviewed in Rolling Stone, passed from person to person like precious gems, hoarded, resold, treasured, hocked. As the old song asked, “‘I wonder who’s kissing her now?’” # Eventually, our dreams were routinely harvested and sold to commercial firms for … [Read more...]
“Five Briefs – VII” / A Memorable Fancy #391
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] In the debate, the candidate was challenged to release her dreams to the press. Blushing and stammering, she refused. Her polls immediately went up five points. # Commissioner Hills laughed, said “sure you can broadcast my dreams,” not remembering the one where … # “My opponent dreamed of robbing a bank; can you imagine? Surely you don’t want that man as our Mayor!” # What if your dream is … [Read more...]
“An Economy of Dreams – VII” / A Memorable Fancy #312
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] Dream-snooping is considered bad form unless done by university psychology departments (as part of a government-funded scientific experiment, of course), or by the FBI. The only technical issue standing in the way of all your dreams being posted on Dreambook or Blather, or used as evidence against you, is that the dream-snoop has to be within 24 inches of your head while you’re asleep, or the dream will be too … [Read more...]
“An Economy of Dreams – IV” / A Memorable Fancy #219
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] Dreams of those accused of crimes are monitored to discover if a confession could be inferred. (“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this man’s dreams included details only the perpetrator could know.”) Juries were seldom persuaded, since the police and prosecutors would also know these things. Since dreaming of a specific crime did not succeed in convicting people of that crime, dreaming of any crime was itself … [Read more...]
“An Economy of Dreams – III” / A Memorable Fancy #217
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] Dream-recording can be forced by order of FISA in the case of accused terrorists, including those who merely served as their pastry-chefs or vanity publishers. Perhaps, was the hope, these people would dream about their co-conspirators, or where the dirty bombs were, or which American city would be next. But the accused dreamed only about Guantanamo, their cage, the boots of their guards. … [Read more...]
“An Economy of Dreams – II” / A Memorable Fancy #216
[Neuroscientists find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them.] “Bad dreams? SootheSleep Inc. can end them once and for all. Think of the pleasure of knowing you won’t wake up shivering in terror, or keeping your bedmate awake with your groans and thrashing. “SootheSleep is a simple device you wear on your head. It detects abnormally strong negative brain waves and generates positive waves until your brain returns to normal. “What is the price of this wonderful new … [Read more...]
“An Economy of Dreams – I” / A Memorable Fancy #215
Neuroscientists at Harvard find a way to record dreams as the dreamer experienced them, not merely as blips on a screen. Papers are published, students experimented on. A quasi-religious cult develops, with apostles and adherents, then goes mainstream. An app is developed to let people download their dreams and share them on the Web, or show them at parties to applause and guffaws. Politicians are Alarmed. “Sin” is whispered by those who like to sin, and by those who do not. There are … [Read more...]
“Dreams of Love” / A Memorable Fancy #175
What has she dreamed about you? Yes, that’s right, where you have no control, where you might have done – horrible things your conscious life forbids. Would she tell you what you did in her dreams? Not the horrible things; maybe not even the good things. Or she’s saving the horrible things for just the right time to relate, perhaps at a party with you cringing beside her and turning red. But what if she never dreamed of you at all? In all those years? Wouldn’t a few horrible things … [Read more...]
“Sleep Tight” / A Memorable Fancy #079
Everyone has the same dream. How much bad fiction has begun this way? But then it really happens. With excitement and dread, people share their dreams – exactly the same in every detail. Except mine. I did not dream what the others had. I dreamed of ancient hills where gods boast of their magic powers and centaurs argue the meaning of truth. Where that which ever was, still is. And all along I thought I was human! … [Read more...]