“A Tele-Nundrum” / Memorable Fancies #2718

There are at least three billion people in the world who have access to phones, any of whom who could make my phone ring just by poking a few keys. If even only a tiny portion of these three billion make a simple keying mistake, even just once a year, my phone should be ringing constantly, a babble of words I don’t understand in Turkish, Malayalam, Basque, Greek, …, all of which seem to be versions of  “Allô? Allô? Allô?” –

But my phone doesn’t ring. Why?

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