“It’s only a job” / Memorable Fancies #2686

[“In the tombs, / I once asked the living dead, / why have you forsaken humankind? / He answered, “ ‘It’s only a job.’ ”  – Latif Asad Abdullah]

So I’m running a zombie employment agency, here. Business is slow, but the zombies I represent are very patient. I tell each employer that his zombie has just been fed, and won’t need to eat again for a long time. So there’s no need to watch him. Right now.