Be a number, not just have a number. That’s the trendy way today; that’s how to be a real individual.
“What’s your number?”
“28259402.”
“OK, can I just call you ‘28’? Or is that too familiar?”
Your wife calls you “2,” but you’ve asked the kids to show a little more respect, to call you “2825,” or, just on your birthday, “Dad.”
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