please enter password

[enters password]

Your password has expired.

You can’t do anything else on our site, except be flagged as a criminal bot, until you change your password.

There are strict rules about formatting your new password.

We won’t tell you what those rules are, until you enter your new password, and it is rejected.

[enters new password]

Your new password is rejected.

Passwords must contain at least one lower-case letter, one upper-case letter, one digit, one letter in either Arabic or Greek, and one special character such as ! or #.

[enters new password]

Your new password is rejected. You used it about eight years ago, for something. Gotcha. You will need a new password that you have never, ever, used before for anything.

[enters new password]

Your password is properly formatted, but your continuing suspicious activity has caused us to send a query to what might be your email address. Go to your email inbox and read what we have just sent you, that we could have quoted to you right here but we won’t do that.

[reads email and satisfies the captcha-thing ]

Thank you, non-criminal bot. You are now approved to pay too much for the junk we’d like to sell you.

[##&*(&^$#%%^ – !!]

Same to you. Have a nice day.

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