“Yes,” the self-driving car salesman says, “this beauty is $3000 less than that other one, same make and model and trim.”
“What’s the catch?” you ask.
“Not only no catch,” the salesman enthuses, “but this one is actually better: if you get in and say “car, Chinese” it will drive you to a Chinese restaurant and park itself. And if you say “car, pizza,” it will drive you to a pizzeria, get in line at the takeout window, and a big, beautiful pizza with your favorite toppings will be handed to you, and the first one is free!”
“How does it know what my favorite toppings are?”
“The Web – what you order for takeout most often.”
“And how does it know which pizzeria to go to?”
“Just leave that to us.”
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