“Someone Wants to Steal My Name”* / Memorable Fancies #2424

Why? At first I was astonished: after all, I’m not a household word, nor even an occasionally famous one. My name does not have the mellifluousness appropriate to a household chemical or airliner; indeed, some find it both hard to spell and to say.

So why me? Anyway, I hope he has more luck with it than I’ve had!

[* title of a book by Henri Michaux]