self-driving car runs amok

An underage self-driving car was arrested late Friday night after D.C. police observed it doing wheelies around Thomas Circle, frightening other cars and their drivers, and causing terrified pedestrians to scurry for safety. After investigation, the driver, John Smith-Jones, of the District, was cited for doping – providing illegal very-high-test gasoline to his car, in violation of D.C. law.

The car was released after questioning, because it had burned all the evidence.

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