“Scratchers ™” / Memorable Fancies #2159

Scratchers are tiny self-powered metal-and-plastic machines having the form of insects (form follows function) that find and scratch your itches. They detect the slight twitchings of the skin that indicate where an itch is in progress and race to the spot, where they protrude miniature mechanical fingernails that scratch your itch until the twitching goes away.

Unfortunately, the Scratcher’s travel across your skin itself causes itching (function follows form), but we are developing a metascratcher that we are sure will solve this metaproblem.


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