“Self-Driving Cars Need…” / Memorable Fancies #2073

… Lap belts and shoulder harnesses, in case your car meets a car driven by a simple human.

… GPS connectivity and the location of where you want to go, or perhaps where your car wants to go.

… To know when their electrical charge is low, and know where the cheapest local refill can be had while it takes you out of your way to wait while it cozies up to other computer-driven cars to gossip about their “rude and impossible” baggage, who are no longer referred to as “drivers.” The term “client” is sometimes heard within the car community, as a special insult.

Self-Driving Cars Do Not Need

… Transparent windshields, side windows, rear-view mirrors, rear windows. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

If you can.


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