“The Screening” / Memorable Fancies #2071

The office elevator stops midway between floors. There is a red button, a display screen, and a small speaker. You push the button. One of the following might happen:

1 The speaker announces “thank you please be patient your request is being forwarded .. forwarded .. forwarded..”

2 An alarm goes off but no one responds.

3 A clown-head pops up and makes fun of you.

4 The display screen describes several ways you can amuse yourself as the hours tick by.

5 The screen shows breaking news. The commentator is observing that those stuck in elevators are probably better off than those who happened to be near a window when the attack …

goodbye-cruel-world

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: