“Patching You Up” / Memorable Fancies #2049

[“The fact that people are taking drugs in order to improve their personalities or their mental functions sounds eerily close to the concept of upgrading a computer.” – Eliezer J. Sternberg]

We regret to inform you that the prescription drug you downloaded, and presumably

<(choose one) ingested | shot up | sniffed | applied to your skin or private parts>

was released without sufficient testing and has a bug. We have downloaded a patch to your computer. You must immediately apply this patch to your skin…


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