“Memorable Spoilers from Books and Film” / Memorable Fancies #2031

The marlin dies

He reforms, and now likes children and poor people and acts like a silly twit

He finally gets home after the war, but his wife’s been seeing other men

After six crises, he is elevated to high office

She has an orgasm

Unbeknownst to him, his enemy is actually his father

Zombies contort their way around the Eiffel Tower

Finally, he finds her in a rundown house in the sticks, but she’s older and it’s not the same

By claiming he was just on a guided tour, he escapes from the evil place

One hero gives the other hero the runaround, and finally kills him

The leader dresses as a common soldier and makes a last stand on the city walls

There’s one old man left in the world. He helps our heroes free the corrupt city

The loving couple fly off into the sky in a red hot rod

generic, XXth century: The robots / aliens / foreigners take over, but one lone man triumphs against all odds

generic, new version: The robots / aliens / foreigners take over, but one lone woman triumphs against all odds

generic, newer new version: The robots / aliens / foreigners take over, but one lone person of unusual gender triumphs against all odds

generic: He is saved by love, but dies

generic: Finally he understands everything, but it’s too late

generic: It was all a dream

* If knowing how the story ends spoils it for you, it must not be much of a story. – TK

** Do you have a few more? Email to terencekuch /a/t/ ymail.com.

 

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