“The Accusation System” / Memorable Fancies #1913

[“…the accusation system” – David Frankfurter]

Formerly, accusations were heard by our judges one by one, and the accused sent to the rack until he confessed or continued to deny his guilt. If the former, he was given a godly funeral after his execution; if the latter, however, his fate was to lie in an unmarked grave or be fed to pigs.

But now we realize that this custom, while colorful and quaint, was inefficient. We now have a System for receiving, storing, retrieving, processing, and resolving all accusations. Judges are no longer needed. They have been placed in unmarked graves, or fed to pigs.


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