“My Operating System – II” / Memorable Fancies #1718

[“The fact that people are taking drugs in order to improve their … mental functions sounds eerily close to the concept of upgrading a computer.” – Eliezer Sternberg]

My body told me it needed to upgrade my operating system. SAVE all your memories, it said, BACKUP to our unhackable-we-hope cloud.

SCHEDULE a time for your upgrade, it said, including RIGHT NOW, which is the correct answer.

CLICK HERE to verify that after this upgrade if you have no memory left, it’s your fault, not our liability.

WAIT … WAIT …

CRASH.

It’s your fault for clicking YES when we asked you nicely if you wanted to upgrade your operating system. You knew the risks.

RESTORE?

Oh no, you can’t just say FUCK IT. Remember who you’re talking to.

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