“Toilets” / Memorable Fancies #1606

“Show me your birth certificate, sir or madam,” the toilet-cop said. I told him I just didn’t happen to have it with me that day, although I usually did that, I mean, carry my birth certificate around everywhere, I mean, just in case I needed to pee and I wasn’t near home and needed to know what gender the government thinks I am or was or could be depending on who was watching, but just today I forgot but just please please this once, now, officer, I really gotta….

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