“I suppose people have told you you look like Bill Collings. The famous Bill Collings, I mean.”
Bill Collings looked warily at the other.
“Yes,” the other continued, “it’s the nose.”
“And the eyes?” Bill Collings ventured.
“Yes,” said the other, “the eyes, too. Your eyes are very similar to his. Do you suppose you might be related to him?”
“Ah, no,” the famous Bill Collings said, “I don’t think so. I’d rather not be related to him, actually.”
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