I am revered; every word is cherished, illuminated, decorated with gold and set in stone. The people say that my teachings have come directly from the spewing mouth of God. I do not remember this, but I suppose it might be so.
But I am disappointed that the words they honor are God’s, not my own. Surely I have something to say, myself.
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