Trans-Gender Dispute Riles School Board

Following the ejection of several outraged parents from last night’s Fairfax County School Board meeting, Board President Snarkley moved that all school restrooms and other toilet facilities be permanently closed, to end the ongoing and apparently endless disputes over trans-gender access. “Let them pee in the bushes,” he said, washing his hands of the matter and drying them carefully.

Board member Willsit then immediately moved that each bush on the school grounds be designated either Female, Male, Both, Don’t Know, or Don’t Care.

 

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