All you beagles look alike here; how do you tell each other apart?
Like a semaphore. Each of us has a different tailwag; mine is up down down left.
That must be tiring.
Yes, but I was lucky. The young ones now – the pack has become so large they have to do eight or nine tailwags, just so we can tell them apart.
That must take a long time.
No, we usually don’t wait for them to finish. We really don’t care whose butt we’re sniffing, anyway.