A Dystheist Creed

“I’d rather be nothing.” – Alien 3

A dystheist * belief: There is a God; atheists vainly wish there were not. God is a farmer, and the crop he’s raising is souls – human souls being the tastiest, if a bit tart. More souls, more “soul-food” for Him. He sees homosexuality as a threat to the bountifulness of His harvest. But He’s not a conservationist – it’s grow as much food as possible, strip the soul/soil, and move on.

* aka “maltheist”; not the same as “misotheist.”

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