[“…saying two is company when the third person is the person darkly spoken of” – Finnegan’s Wake]
For an additional fee, our dating firm supplies third persons so that our clients can reflect positively on their twosomeness, their wish to be alone by themselves together. Many satisfied clients tell us it adds to their dating experience.
We are also hiring third persons for part-time positions.
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