Survival Hints for Zombies – How to Survive Those Hordes of Humans
It’s a dangerous world out there, what with all those humans who’d love to waste you. Here are a few tips to help you stay alive while dead:
1) Try to dress a little better.
2) Do something about your complexion
3) Don’t stare at people’s necks –at least, don’t be so obvious about it.
4) If you can manage to speak a few words of English, try saying “It’s OK, I’m a famous rock star.”
5) Or if you can say “Ha y’all doin?,” and grin a little, humans won’t think your appearance is anything unusual.
6) If you see a film crew coming, shamble the hell out of there!
Remember: Everything will be all right: just stay cool and keep your head.
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