“Speech! Speech!” / Memorable Fancies #1301

  1. Every time Sally spoke, she verbed.
  2. Among the Daracadians, proper nouns are capitalized and improper nouns are punished and sent to their rooms.
  3. The Qwhulh language has so many silent letters that many of its words are not spoken at all.
  4. Linguistic physicians performed a semi-colonoscopy; several of these increasingly rare punctuation marks were found and excised.
  5. Three definitions:

Refugee = Someone who has been fugged again.

Spectacle = Something amazing you see through your glasses.

Solution = Something liquid that contains something that used to be solid, such as the problem for which the liquid is the solution.

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The writer, reading at One More Page Books, Arlington, Virginia:

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