“Six Signs That Your Restaurant Meal Won’t Be Wonderful” / Memorable Fancies #1159

Six signs that your restaurant meal won’t be wonderful:

.. The waiter calls your party “you guys.”

.. Whatever you ask for, it’s “No problem!”

.. Ketchup is already on the table, to improve your dining experience.

.. (further improvement) It’s in a plastic squeeze-bottle with no label.

.. There’s a small electronic device by your elbow and it wants to play games with you.

.. There is no spoon.

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Buy it on Amazon: See/Saw. In this novel you can sell your memories for cash. And regret it.

00 SeeSaw front cover small image

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