“Counting” / Memorable Fancies #829

[“No one but a philosopher would say ‘I know that I have two hands.’” – Wittgenstein]

“One hand,” he says.

“But you have two hands,” she says.

“I have one hand, two times,” he says.

“And just one foot, too?” she says, sarcastically.

“Possibly,” he says, “but that’s for next semester.”

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THE SUNDAY PITCH

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