PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD
NO, NOT THAT WAY, THE OTHER END FIRST
RIGHT SIDE UP, NOT DOWNSIDE UP
THE DOWNSIDE IS THE SIDE WITH YOUR NAME NOT ON IT
WOULD YOU LIKE A RECEIPT OR DO YOU TRUST ME?
WHY? I TRUST YOU, CAN’T YOU TRUST ME?
OK HAVE IT YOUR WAY
ENTER YOUR PIN NOW AND PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON
GREEN. REPEAT: GREEN
OK, GOT IT
PLEASE SELECT AN AMOUNT
IS THAT ALL? AFTER ALL MY WORK HERE?
OK, GOT IT
PLEASE AGREE THAT WE CAN CHARGE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FIVE DOLLARS AND GIVE YOU TWENTY WHAT A DEAL!
AGREE MEANS PUSH THE PLACE ON THE SCREEN WHERE IT SAYS “YES”
TRY A KNUCKLE
OK, FINALLY EVERYTHING IS OK. PLEASE TAKE…
TIMEOUT
TIMEOUT
PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD
PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD
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