“Take the Money and Run” / Memorable Fancies #706

PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD

NO, NOT THAT WAY, THE OTHER END FIRST

RIGHT SIDE UP, NOT DOWNSIDE UP

THE DOWNSIDE IS THE SIDE WITH YOUR NAME NOT ON IT

WOULD YOU LIKE A RECEIPT OR DO YOU TRUST ME?

WHY? I TRUST YOU, CAN’T YOU TRUST ME?

OK HAVE IT YOUR WAY

ENTER YOUR PIN NOW AND PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON

GREEN. REPEAT: GREEN

OK, GOT IT

PLEASE SELECT AN AMOUNT

IS THAT ALL? AFTER ALL MY WORK HERE?

OK, GOT IT

PLEASE AGREE THAT WE CAN CHARGE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FIVE DOLLARS AND GIVE YOU TWENTY WHAT A DEAL!

AGREE MEANS PUSH THE PLACE ON THE SCREEN WHERE IT SAYS “YES”

TRY A KNUCKLE

OK, FINALLY EVERYTHING IS OK. PLEASE TAKE…

TIMEOUT

TIMEOUT

PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD

PLEASE INSERT YOUR CARD

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The Friday Pitch:

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COMING SOON in paperback and e-editions on Amazon and other outlets:

“The Trees of Malice” – a collection of weird horror fiction from Terence Kuch, to be published by Abuzz Press, an imprint of BookLocker publications.

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See you tomorrow! Whatever happens here, you won’t be expecting it.

Malice-cover

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