The Zombie Society of America’s Annual Conference featured a number of sessions, including:
.. Fast, or slow?
.. Do all the dead become zombies, or only those who’ve been bitten?
.. Why necks? A plea for noses.
.. Fashion trends in ripped clothing, and their sociological significance.
.. Does “Aarghghghgh” really mean anything? If so, what?
Refreshments were served.
Memorable Fancies 
Nice parody