Following are verbatim excerpts from “the best” sex-oriented junk emails. [[Occasional comments are enclosed in double-brackets.]]

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Girth and length are your two best buddies

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Make your trouser-mouse a monster

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Below are more highlights from stupid sex junk emails — verbatim  — including a couple with political overtones. Who is desperate enough fall for this stuff?

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Staying manhood is a capital

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(The following extracts are verbatim. Most appear to show a high level of performance anxiety, and a lot of aggression]

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Doping for your porksword!

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Revitalize your porkmonster!

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Fill your bed partner’s brain with the excitement and satisfaction.

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Others envied. If my mistress does nothing that

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Walls of weakness will fall crushed by you new mighty manhood.

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