Posts Tagged ‘misotheism’

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284: Moses and the Ten Commandments

23 September, 2011

Again there were thunders and lightnings in the mountain, and trumpets, and smoke there, and fire. Again Moses came down from the mountain carrying the tables of the Law, came a second time to Aaron and the people. They swore, the people, this time, to take the Law into their selves, their bodies, and live in the grasp and clutch of the god, forever.

Moses set up the tables of the Law in the midst of his people, so they might read what the god had commanded. Each one read with eyes and fingers probing the still-hot grooves where the god had burned his Law into stone.

They pondered and studied, discussed and argued, interpreted, wrought commentaries, and commentaries on the commentaries, and after a time they forgot that there had been anything but commentary, while the grooves in the stones of the Law slowly filled with desert sand.

or — They read a different thing, each as he wished or dreaded to see, and together they sought a reading from Moses, to settle the Law forever. And then Moses himself read the tables, probed the cold grooves with his fingers where the fire of the Lord had once burned hot, and stopped. He said something very quietly, something they couldn’t quite hear.

or — They read, tried to read, but the letters merged into each other, the words turned soft to their sight and blended into other words; hot grooves of the Law burned together: and the tablets crumbled into sand. Each one groped in the dust to carry off a commandment, a word, a letter.

or — They read the words of the Law together, aloud: I will rule you with a rod of iron. I will crush you where you stand, if you do any of the nine million things that displease me. I will make every other nation despise you.

And then they turned over the final table and read the final curse: I will preserve you as my holy nation, your children and your children’s children, forever.

Aaron and Moses observed all this and more. Finally, Aaron turned to Moses and said, Well, what did you expect when you went to the mountain? And Moses was silent.

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268: A Dystheist Thought

10 September, 2011

If God says he is God, what reasons do we have to believe Him? He moves mountains? But there may be other beings in the universe who could do the same. Save souls? Ah, there! He must be the Evil One indeed!

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214: “Acts of God”

8 April, 2011

(Michael Shaw writing in the Washington Post, 19 March, 2011, page A15:)

“In your March 9 editorial about tapping the Strategic Petroleum Reserve [“A crude idea”] you said that historically, “presidents have tapped the reserve to cope with acts of God (hurricanes Ivan and Katrina) . . . .” Hurricanes are not “acts of God.” They can be described as “acts of nature” or “extraordinary events” or the like, but, since there is no evidence of a “God,” the events are definitely not “acts of God.” It might take insurance companies a long time to eliminate the terminology, but The Post should do it right now.”

TK: Have you ever noticed that “acts of God” are all really bad stuff, like tsunamis and volcanic eruptions? They’re also big stuff. A one-inch snowfall isn’t an “act of God”, but a 36-inch snowfall could be, if it causes enough disruption. Where’s the boundary? And if an old woman in Des Moines suddenly finds herself cured of metastatic cancer, that might or might not be a miracle, but no one would call it an “act of God”, especially the insurance companies.

“Acts of God” is right. There is a God. And He’s pissed.

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204: God Hates Homosexuals?

3 March, 2011

As queer (yes) as it may seem, those Westboro folk may be on to something. You will recall the injunction “Be fruitful and multiply.” That is, Yahweh (the Abrahamic god) wants there to be lots of human beings, just as human farmers want their own crops to breed and flourish. Homosexual people have fewer children, statistically, than hetros; in most cases, none. God is displeased, because he enjoys the taste of fresh soul and can’t get enough. Therefore, the more human beings the better, even if they overwhelm the planet and cause the extinction of thousands of other kinds of beings. It isn’t just the same, eating rabbit soul, when you can gorge on the top earthly predator, i.e., us. God must feel threatened when He looks down and sees people voluntarily not reproducing, and yet they take bread from the mouths of those willing and able to breed again and again. There are pests loose on the farm, and they must be eradicated, ’cause they’re buggering the crop yield.

But the idea that God kills U.S. soldiers is truly stupid; service members are just the kind of healthy, vigorous breeding stock that He wants to see more of on the farm, not fewer. And they’re good eatin’, too.

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176: Riddick as Dystheist

23 July, 2010
An excerpt from the script for the film Pitch Black
                                RIDDICK
               What're you doin'?
                               IMAM
               Blessing you like the others.
               It's painless.
                               RIDDICK
               And pointless.
                               IMAM
               I see. Well, even if you don't believe
               in God, it doesn't mean He won't be --
                               RIDDICK
               You don't see.
      Riddick shrugs into the harness, snugs it down.
                               RIDDICK (CONT'D)
               'Cuz you don't spend half your life in
               lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth
               and not believe. And you surely don't
               start out in a liquor store trash bin with
               an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck
               and not believe. Oh, absolutely I believe
               in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.
                               IMAM
               He will be with us. Nonetheless.

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167: The Essence of Dystheism

23 June, 2010

Dystheism has two basic beliefs: (A) Yahweh, aka the God of Abraham, exists and affects events in this world. At the extreme, Dystheism holds that Yahweh created the universe and everything in it, and is the continuing underlying cause of all that happens, everywhen and everywhere. In either case, (B) Yahweh is evil. “Evil” here does not necessarily imply intentionality. It could be that Yahweh views His work, according to His own values, as neutral or supremely good. But the nature of God and the nature of man are very different, and our values are very different from His, primarily because we are mortal but for many other reasons as well. If a man suddenly became all-powerful and did many of the works that God is credited with, both in the New and Old Testaments, we would consider him the most evil, most sociopathic person ever to have lived. In the early parts of the Old Testament God is more feared than loved, and for good reason.

Yahweh is the divine farmer. He grows people (and other species, perhaps) as a farm crop. At death he harvests our souls. He moves people to have many children, so He can have more souls to raise to Heaven, i.e., to devour, making us (it is said) “eternally happy”.

Beliefs in the soulful meal are apparently of long standing. For example,

“Whatever men want, ghosts want. … Often the notion is that the gods eat the souls.” (Sumner)

We raise chickens and care for them. We feed them and harvest them and eat them. They become part of our selves, part of whatever bodily glory we have. Are they eternally happy to be so honored? That’s not quite the question. The real question is, is the universe arranged to accommodate the purposes of chickens, or people — or God? The latter, apparently; and that is what is evil to Man.

Notes:

.. Dystheism is also known as ‘Maltheism’.

.. William Graham Sumner, Folkways: A Study of the Sociological Importance of Usages, Manner, Customs, Mores, and Morals (1907), p. 336.

.. See the Baltimore Catechism [of the Roman Catholic Church], edition of 1885:
“LESSON FIRST[:] ON THE END OF MAN
“6. Q. Why did God make you?
“A. God made me to know Him, to love Him, and to serve Him in this world, and to be happy with Him forever in the next.”

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88: Divine Intervention in Fargo

6 April, 2009

Thousands Flee Fargo as Floodwaters Surge in N.D.

 

Washington Post, March 28, 2009, page A4

 

Fargo, N.D. — As thousands of residents left North Dakota’s largest city Friday, others stayed and prayed that miles of sandbagged levees would hold against the surging Red River.

 

“It’s to the point now where I think we’ve done everything we can,” said resident Dave Davis, whose neighborhood was filled with backhoes and tractors building an earthen levee. “The only thing now is divine intervention.”

 

(Isn’t that what they’ve been suffering from?)

 

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[Can there be an evil god? Is the concept contradictory? In the book of Job, Yahweh certainly seems to be evil, but that’s only from the point of view of Job’s dead sons, and his dead servants, and his dead sheep). In the end, Job’s faith was rewarded with seven new sons (among other gifts) -- as if his sons were all just interchangeable, no matter about the first batch now that he has more.]

 

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