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Post 457: Childhood Apraxia and Early Intervention

6 October, 2012

[The A Memorable Fancy series will return tomorrow]

[The following is real, and important. If you would like to know more about Childhood Apraxia and Early Intervention for its treatment, see www.sjunesmith.org. – TK]

Testimony given to the State of Pennsylvania on October 4, 2012 regarding proposed changes to Early Intervention eligibility:

Hello, my name is Holly and I am here to tell you about my 3 ½ year old son Henry.


Henry was my first child and instantly loved by everyone around him. He got his first tooth at 5 months, took his first steps at 10 months, celebrated Christmas by tearing apart every piece of wrapping paper he could find. But he did it all with a great deal of silence. Please don’t get me wrong, he did cry, when he was tired, hurt, or hungry. But my husband and I used to brag that he was very ‘content’. At work I heard friends chatting with their babies on the phone, and I could hear the sounds of them babbling and cooing, and even when they started saying their first words. One friend even commented to me on how quiet he was when I brought him in for a visit. “Babies are supposed to make noise”, she said, “that’s their job”. But my very content son was quiet.


We always knew he was very bright; he could follow multiple step directions, responded to his name, knew his colors and shapes, and he loved books. We read to him constantly and he would often sit looking at books by himself, quietly.


As a new mother, I was anxious to hear that magical word “mama”, I would have even settled for “dada”. But by Henry’s 18 month check up, we were still waiting. The two words Henry could say were “Car” and “Fish” which actually came out “Ca-“ and “Shh”. Our pediatrician said we could wait a couple of months and see what happens or get him evaluated by Early Intervention. Many friends and family told us not to worry, “He’s just a late talker”, “Wait and see what happens”. But a mother knows her child, and having some experience in Early Childhood Education, we decided to contact Early Intervention, “just in case”. We still didn’t really think anything could possibly be wrong with our beautiful, intelligent boy.


There was a short wait for the evaluation and Henry was 19 months old when we were visited by the Early Intervention staff. They worked with Henry and then asked us several questions, “How does he tell you when he’s hungry?”, “How does he ask for a drink?”, “How do you know when he’s sleepy?”. The answer to every question was “He doesn’t, we don’t know his needs.” The evaluator went over his score and with receptive score of 0 (mean) and expressive score of -2, with a total communication score of -1.07, he qualified for services.


We quickly followed through with the recommendations they provided for us. His hearing check was normal. We started teaching him sign language so that he could tell us what he wanted with his hands while we worked to encourage him to use his mouth. We started working with a Special Instructor in November. Once a week for one hour we worked with her and slowly, Henry started verbalizing more. Suddenly, I had a name, ‘Buh buh’, and it was the most amazing sound I ever heard. A Session Note in June, when he was 27 months old reads “Henry said ‘gaga’ for again. He is saying things more spontaneously – when talking about siren he said /f/ for firetruck and /a/ for ambulance.” Two months later in August “Henry said /w/k/ for walk. He is saying /Ha/ for Henry more often.”  


We celebrated every word, every attempt, even every consonant.


When Henry was 2 ½, after our Early Intervention re-evaluation, we decided to add Speech Therapy. He finally had enough sounds to start putting words together and some sentences. Our Speech Therapist from the S. June Smith Center was the first to mention ‘Apraxia’ to us and after reading more about it, everything made sense.


Childhood Apraxia of Speech is a speech disorder that makes it difficult for Henry to correctly pronounce syllables and words. He knows what he wants to say but was not able to produce the words clearly. Children with apraxia have great difficulty planning and producing the precise, specific series of movements of the tongue, lips, jaw and palate that are necessary for intelligible speech.

Much like dyslexia, which affects the way a person sees words, for Henry the message from his brain to his mouth gets a little scrambled. Understandably, this can lead to a lot of frustration when we can’t understand what he is trying to say, or when he can’t get the right word out. In addition, this condition can also have an aspect of “stage fright” so if he is pushed to say a word, even a word he has mastered, he quite simply can’t.


Apraxia is not a new condition but it is not well known. Our pediatricians had never heard of it and, if not for Early Intervention we would not likely have gotten a diagnose for it.


Luckily, the course of treatment for Apraxia was to continue the speech therapy we already had in place. But he still struggled. Often, if he had to repeat something more than 3 times to get us to understand, he would get a very sad look in his eyes, and change the subject. He wasn’t even 3 years old and already facing enormous disappointment and struggles in asking for a grilled cheese sandwich or for help finding a specific book.


Henry continued to work hard to be understood. When he transitioned to the IU we changed his weekly hour long speech therapy to 2 – 30 minute sessions based on the researched recommendations for treatment. We added a 3rd 45 minute session using our private insurance which must be preapproved for every session and may be rejected at any time.


Henry is now 3 1/2 and he is one of your success stories, but he still has a number of years of speech therapy ahead. Since he first became involved with Early Intervention he has continued to gain skills and confidence. Through EI he learned basic communicaton for some of his needs, and his behavior did not escalate out of control because he knew what he wanted to say but had no means to do so.


But he is standing on the foundation of 17 months of intervention that he would not have been eligible for under your proposed changes. And Henry is not alone, there are so many other children affected by Apraxia and more discovered every day. If we had not started services for him until he was 3 and had a diagnosis, we would be in a very different place, a very quiet place.


I am scared for him and all the other children with Apraxia who may lose that very small window of opportunity that children have to learn and grow.


Please do not be mistaken. Apraxia is NOT a simple speech “delay”. It is a very serious neurological speech disorder, probably the most severe speech disorder one could name in young children. Your proposed regulations would make most children with Apraxia or suspected Apraxia ineligible.


I ask that you reconsider your eligibility change to only consider the overall score of a developmental domain and not a subtest score. Please do not deny services to children who are doing ‘good enough’. All that does is put the burden on the children to try and make up for that lost opportunity. 


Thank you for your time.

[Holly is my daughter, and Henry is my grandson. – TK]

 

 

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446: Why is there Something rather than Nothing?

25 September, 2012

I’ve just finished reading Jim Holt’s book Why Does the World Exist? which addresses the classic question “Why is there something rather than nothing?” Holt interviewed scientists, philosophers, and the occasional religious authority without, of course, coming to a satisfactory answer to this most fundamental question. The book itself is useful, although the author goes off on too many tangents, including what wine he had with dinner, and changes the subject toward the end to life after death – a different question.

Since no one has provided a satisfactory answer as to why there is something rather than nothing, I suspect that there must be something wrong with the question. And it’s a curious sort of wrongness: the question itself is not like “Why do grzrks flubble?” or “Where is the edge of the world?” Even these questions have legitimate responses, if not answers: “Grzrks do not exist”; and “There is no edge.”

But what kind of response could we give to “Why is there something rather than nothing?” that would count? That we could say of such an answer “That may not be right, but it is at least intelligible.” The question is highly intelligible, but none of the proposed answers make sense. They always include, surreptitiously, a pre-existing Something, a deity or otherwise, that caused the Something that we know to come into being.

Take the answer “Because ‘Nothing’ is unstable.” (I heard this from Milton Viorst, but others have said so, too.) What is unstable? Nothing. But if Nothing is unstable, then it must be a sort of thing that’s subject to instability. A Something, in other words. So where did that Something come from?

The desperate answer is to say that there is no Something at all – the world is maya, illusion, dream, Nothing. But even dreams are Something …

<END> See http://www.terencekuch.net for my publications, reviews, photos, and other Somethings.

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411: A Memorable Fancy LXXVIII: The Ages of Man

17 August, 2012

THIRTY can be taken seriously. FORTY is taken seriously whether he wants to be or not.

THIRTY is climbing the ladder. FORTY is wondering where the rungs went.

THIRTY is worried about sex. FORTY is thankful for sex.

THIRTY knows who he is. FORTY knows that THIRTY is wrong about that.

THIRTY is settling down. FORTY is gearing up.

THIRTY tries not to think about turning FORTY. FORTY tries not to think about turning FIFTY.

THIRTY is a good age to be. FORTY is a good age to be.

 

(originally published in Capital M, newsletter of Metropolitan Washington (D.C.) Mensa)

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388: A Memorable Fancy LVII: The Visitor

24 July, 2012

In a foreign country. As I do not know the language of this place, there is a problem. Others gather, seem to sympathize, but I can’t make them understand me.

A stranger approaches. He looks like me.

At first I take him for a fence, or a pimp. But he offers me neither gizmo nor girl.

He takes me to a bar. By motions my new friend asks what I would like. I shrug. He orders. I say “same for me.” No one understands this. Nonetheless, drinks of a dark, smoky color are served. The glass is warm and not too clean. He motions to me to drink. I do.

Could this man have been me? – If my grandfather hadn’t come to America instead of staying in this wretched, decaying place where a few ancient ones are left to sing the national anthem, to worship at the relic-infested church, to chant fear and revenge, the glory that might have been theirs, if only ….

Yes, I feel it now; he is myself. I never left. There was some fantasy of coming to America, but there was no money. Already, I feel the hate rising in me. The people on the far side of the hills: their betrayal of so long ago – it must be avenged.

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379: Microsoft Word Inefficiencies – I

11 July, 2012

MS Word, from its inception, has had a restriction that’s cost me a cumulative hundreds of hours of lost work time since 1983. This restriction is so unnecessary and inefficient that I call it a bug.

I want to set an option that allows me to rename an open file.

Would that be difficult for Microsoft to program? Not at all. Consider a macro, in effect, that would: close the file; rename it; open it.  This is just what users now have to do a step at a time. Not to mention the times you’ve lost track of exactly which folder or sub-folder or sub-sub-folder the file is in, and have to do a search so you can rename it in situ.

Wouldn’t my proposal conduce to user errors? Not necessarily, because the default would be as it is now. Only if the user consciously sets an option permitting “instant rename” would instant rename be supported.

We’re not all idiots; help us do our jobs.

NEXT: What’s awful about Word Outline View.

 

 

 

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376: Programming in Numbers

7 July, 2012

“Jake, I don’t understand.”

“What don’t you understand, Sammy?

“All the numbers. In this old programmers’ manual.”

“That’s a program, Jake.”

“How could a bunch of numbers be a program? It doesn’t look anything like Java, or C++, or even that old Fortran code you showed me once.”

“Well, Sammy, look at this number here: ‘10097632’. The ‘10’ means ‘add.’

“Add what?

“Whatever’s in memory location 097632.”

“Add it to what?”

“Well, ‘add’ implies a location. It’s got to, doesn’t it? Because there’s only room in this instruction format for one opcode and one address. Typically, a storage register is the implied location. ‘Register A,’ the first one used to be called. Usually there were only two or three of this type of register.”

“So…”

“So, ‘10097632’ means take the number in memory location 097632, and add it to whatever’s in Register A.”

“OK, what then?”

“Whatever you want to do. Add it to something else; print it; compare it to what’s in some other location –.”

“That’s complicated, Jake.”

“That’s classic, Sammy. That’s the way the old computers were programmed. The most successful single-address machine was the IBM 7090/7094 mainframe family; and the general idea of a single-address instruction format goes back to Von Neumann, or even before that.”

“The good old days?”

“Not very good, not very productive. Easy to make mistakes, tough to find them. But at least you could see what the machine was doing, all the way down and every step of the way.”

<END>

 

 

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374: Classical Music and [T]he Washington Post

5 July, 2012

“To many people, classical music is the perfect background music: soothing, attractive, undemanding” (Washington Post, 22 January 2012, Arts section).

People who consider classical music “soothing, …, undemanding” just don’t get it. Actually, it’s the Post that’s soothing and undemanding.

 

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373: Sleeping is Hard Work

3 July, 2012

“Those who sleep are workers, and share the labor of the world.” — Heraclitus of Ephesus, my translation.

 

 

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370: “Normal” People

23 June, 2012

Some of us will remember L.A. police chief Daryl Gates, who during the Rodney King riots referred to whites as “normal people,” a serious gaffe that occasioned widespread ridicule.

We whites were “normal people” because we were the majority, by a wide margin, in the US. But that’s not true anymore, and the percentage of whites in the population will continue to decrease for the foreseeable future.

Minorities often develop a consciousness of being their own group, of needing to band together, of emphasizing their common cultural roots and taking collective stands, politically, on various issues.

Now that we’re about to become a minority, how will that change our attitudes and outlook?

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369: Shameless

22 June, 2012

“If it were not in honor of Dionysos that they conducted the procession and sang the hymn to the male organ, their activity would be completely shameless.”

.. Heracleitus of Ephesus, sometime B.C.

 

 

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363: Determination and Guts

26 May, 2012

According to the Washington Post, 26 May 2012, a man died by shooting himself in the head – twice.

Sounds like a no-brainer to me.

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362: Strange-ing: A Form of Meditation

20 May, 2012

Concentrate on a thought, a word, an idea, a place long enough and it begins to seem strange – no longer something you take for granted as part of your routine life. More mysterious. Preposterously arbitrary. You see it anew. It appears confusing – irrational. Why this and not that?

“Baseball,” for instance. Why “bases”? What are they the base of? Baseball is bases and balls. And also bats. Why not Ballbat? “Baseball” was originally “base ball.” How many ideas have we clumped together so that we never think of how they were built? To ‘un-clump’ them is a way of strange-ing your mind.

For instance:

any body

some body

no body

every body

touch down

for give

living room

pan cake

grand stand

Sun day

common wealth

to morrow

slip shod

And so on. It sounds trivial, but “strange-ing” is an exercise that can separate you from the everyday world, put you in an attitude of wonder and questioning.

“Every thing solid seems to melt into air.” – Some thing like that.

See: “Beginner’s Mind” (Shoshin – from the Zen tradition)

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358: iPod Toilet Paper Holder

10 May, 2012

Thanks to a typo, I discovered that entering “ipod toilet paper holder” gets you two hits on Amazon. Unfortunately, neither of the two products is actually an iPod Toilet Paper Holder. I guess I’ll have to hold it for a while longer.

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356: “Your comment is awaiting moderation”

30 April, 2012

Am I seeing these because my comments are always immoderate? Maybe so!

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355: “Your mind makes it real” : Morpheus

30 April, 2012

Kant held that the mind understands the raw experience of the world by imposing categories of space, time, and causality, the “synthetic a priori.”

Kant wrote that there were, however, other categories than these three. The others have been pretty much ignored over the centuries.

The category I propose to resuscitate is that part of the category of “relation,” called “reciprocal effect” (or “community.”) Most philosophers have subsumed “reciprocal effect” under cause and effect, and paid no further attention. Our understanding of cause and effect, however, is one-way only, whatever the underlying reality may be. I suggest that “reciprocal effect” in Kant’s terms corresponds well to the modern concept of “system”: interacting parts with mutual causality.

This raises the question of “what’s a ‘part’”? Are there parts within parts? How can a part be contained in more than one system? Can two systems overlap? What is the logical status of the area of overlap? And so on.

A conference paper I presented a few years ago in China, based on current research in mereology and graph theory, explores these questions. An extended abstract (14pp) was published in the Proceedings on CD, but was not included in the online Proceedings. A brief abstract is available online, and is also reproduced below.

Ref: “A Systems Ontology” (abstract), Proceedings, 42nd Annual Conference of the International Society for the Systems Sciences, Shanghai, 2002. http://www.isss.org/2002meet/abstracts

/abstracts1.htm

2002-018 ASO: A SYSTEMS ONTOLOGY
Terence Kuch, Arlington, Virginia 22203 USA
This paper develops a ‘systems ontology’ in the sense described by von Bertalanffy (1969, pp. xix-xxii), and defines theoretical rules and executable algorithms for distinguishing a ‘system’ from whatever is not a ‘system’. Based in philosophy, the argument is developed primarily from the writings of Russell, Bradley, and Wittgenstein on internal and external relations, and also from recent trends in mereology and mereotopology (Casati and Varzi, Simons, D. Lewis). ‘System’ is defined at three levels of increasing complexity: static, dynamic or functional, and purposive. Static systems are those to which change is not relevant. It turns out that two quantifiable measures are sufficient to identify a static system: individuation and cohesiveness. At the static level, a rigorous procedure is developed which allows all systems, and only systems, to be identified in a graph of arbitrary complexity. In a dynamic (functional) system, at least one element has an effect on another, e.g., passing data or commands, passing a stream of atoms or photons, etc., that has at least the potential of resulting in some change (in?formation) in the target element. The analysis of dynamic systems is concerned with how characteristics and identities of systems are preserved or modified as these systems change and interact with other systems. At the purposive level, the logical relation of function to purpose is analyzed, and is found to be highly complex. Some of the questions at the various levels for which answers are offered include: Can every aggregation (for example, a heap of rocks) be considered a system under some description? What kind of changes can occur and still leave a system ‘the same system’? Are there ‘stronger’ and ‘weaker’ relations? How are ‘relations’ to be counted? If a system can be viewed as a populated structure, how do we analyze partially populated structures? Can there be two portions of a dynamic system that do not exist at the same time? Must a system have a function? a purpose? (How) can one count the number of purposes a system may have? Is a purpose of a system (assuming it has a purpose) determinable by examination of that system alone? (How) is the purpose of a system subject to change, even when the system itself has not changed? The paper ends with suggested applications of the ASO approach to real-world social and economic systems.

<END>

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340: Passwords That Can Be Seen by Others

14 February, 2012

Any frequent Internet user knows that different sites have different rules for construction of passwords: must include a special character, or must not; case-sensitive or not; minimum six characters, minimum eight, etc. etc. Therefore you can’t use the same password for all systems; and you shouldn’t do that, anyway.

The result is that by now I have some two hundred different combinations of logons and passwords. I have a piece of software that remembers my passwords (but won’t tell me what they are, if I forget). But that could be hacked. I could alternatively create a .doc of all my passwords and encrypt it. But then I’d need to decrypt it every time I needed to recall a password. Not only would that be cumbersome, but while in a decrypted state the file could be hacked. For all these reasons, I keep a written list. But how to keep the list secure?

Absent buying a safe, or disguising the list as a potted plant, there’s an effective way to keep your passwords in plain view and they’ll still be secure:

1. Think up a “key password.” This will be alphanumeric only, something not obvious (not your name, address, wife’s name, cat’s name, make of car, etc. – and especially not the word “password”!). This will be the first part of every password you use, so be sure you can memorize it.

2. Whenever a site asks you to select a new password, enter your key password and then some additional characters – perhaps seven or eight of them, if allowed by the site.

3. Write down these additional characters on a list you can keep handy.

4. Your password for that site will then be your ‘key password’ followed by the additional characters unique to that site.

5. Therefore, you need only remember the key password; if the additional characters appear on a list, or even on a sticky note on your monitor, your actual (complete) password will still be secure.

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330: Sorcerer’s Apprentice?

22 January, 2012

Sorcerer’s Apprentice? The day the Kindle Fire came out, I started a new Amazon discussion titled “Kindle Fire No 3G?” As of this morning, January 22, 2012, my innocent question had attracted 146,000 posts (Google hits). –the apprentice couldn’t turn his off, either. (As of March 5, the number of hits had shrunk to just over 70,000).

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329: (writer’s promo-bio – revised)

19 January, 2012

Goodreads asked for a bio, so I thought I’d post it here, too.

Terence Kuch’s techno-thriller novel The Seventh Effect was published in 2011 by Melange Books, and is available in paperback and Kindle from Amazon. His second novel, a sci-fi murder mystery titled See/Saw, is scheduled for publication in May, 2012. His psychological horror, sci-fi, and literary stories, published in the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and Malaysia, are widely accessible via Google. He is a member of the editorial teams of Fickle Muses and Z-composition e-zines. He lives in Falls Church, Virginia, with a wife and too many cats.

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327: How’s This for Understatement?

19 January, 2012

“Metro doors do not close like elevator doors. If they close on your arm or leg they will not let go. To make your trip more enjoyable, …” (Washington Metrorail announcement, 19 January 2012)

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324: This Bud’s for You, Bud. Merry Christmas !

6 January, 2012

from the Washington Post crime report, 5 January 2012:

“Assaults, Cimarron Dr., 6600 block, 7 a.m., Dec. 25. A man assaulted a 25-year-old acquaintance with a beer bottle during a card game at a residence. A 35-year-old Springfield man was charged with malicious wounding and obstruction of justice.”

Maybe it was a Bud Light. Then it wouldn’t have hurt so much.

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318: Let’s Start a Rumor !

28 December, 2011

LET’S START A RUMOR that Kim Jong Eun was born in Kenya, and therefore isn’t eligible to be the leader of North Korea. And while we’re at it, …

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316: God Wants To Make You Rich

23 November, 2011

[Another piece of junk email; verbatim, but shortened.]

I am writing to seek your cooperation over this, please due welcome this letter

My dear beloved,

In face of my predicament, I want you to know that I have gone through hell to seek for a good person to help me but all I keep getting is betrayers who want to reap where they did not sow but God has directed me to contact you and my spirit is at rest as I am writing this letter to you and that is very much convincing and I hope you will be of good help to me. ….

My name is Mrs.Halim Hossain, am suffering from a slow killing poison that was given to me by my late husband’s half brother because of an inheritance of US$10.5 Million left for me and my son by my late husband, my late husband’s half brother was my late husband’s business partner, it was like a family business before their last oil deal of 10.5million, he become so greedy that he poisoned my husband on a diner business party they went in London and when he found out that my husband made me his next of kin on the money, he now gave me a slow killing poison so that when I die he will use my son to claim the money from the bank maybe after claiming the money he will also kill my son. What a greedy and deadly person, he is doing this to me and my family that loved and welcomed him like one of us, the world is wicked.

[This is worth a soap opera, all by itself, or perhaps the plot of next year's Damages TV series.]
….
Hope to hear from you soon

God bless you

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303: A Memorable Fancy – XXXV

17 October, 2011

“Charity”

Judas drafted a statement of policy for determining who would be supported by the group’s charities.

“First of all, of course, we must distinguish the deserving poor from those who could work at something, if suitably washed and got up in clean clothes, and energized, and motivated.

“And second, we must ask that women seeking relief diminish the number of their children, or at least undertake to produce no more.

“Third, we do ask that all applicants for assistance be fresh and eager in attitude and positive in tone, regardless of their previous condition.

“And last, we can of course only support the poor at the level at which we ourselves receive discretionary revenue; and so a budget, reflecting a responsible proportion of giving to receiving, will be proposed for your consideration.”

Judas finished reading, and looked around the table at the other twelve members of the Board. For once, Jesus had absolutely nothing to say. Judas took this as a sign of approval.

[from ...Tell No Tales: Adventures of the Dead]

<END>

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298: From the Annals of Computer Language Archaeology

15 October, 2011

A very long time ago, I was assigned to modify a user’s Honeywell H-400 assembly-language program. Digging into the code, I found its structure rather odd. Digging further, I found not only that it was an almost line-for-line translation from IBM 1401 assembly language, but that the 1401 code was itself a literal translation from wiring of the system where it had originally been developed: Not a computer, but an IBM 407 PCAM (punch-card accounting machine, or ‘tab machine’). There are many examples where human-language writings have undergone an analogous recoding process. This is called translation, of course, and the number of language layers can reach an arbitrary depth.

 

EOF

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294: The German-Chinese Menu: Two Hours Later You’re Hungry for Power

14 October, 2011

The German-Chinese Menu

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286: “Amorous fails” – more sex junkmail

4 October, 2011

[this month's catch, verbatim but excerpted:]

Avoid bed-loser’s fate: Get shocked with length increase

Liquidate man’s main problem: Harddrill her today!

Drive her wild! Gigantic tool in 5 secs!

Driling her until exhaustion?Easy, if you have a pack of this male vitamin!

Want more carnal victories? This natural blend can sure make your rocket start every night!

With this you’ll easily find approach to every female you want. Say goodbye to amorous fails!

Let your zip feel tension: Be the macho-perfecto!

Shut her tiny hole: You can cry because of your weak and limp rod, or you can purchase this solution.

Watch her come over and over  Hi sweety

More moans, more peaks: Man’s charm is hardness

 

<END>

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282: Today’s Sex Junk-Email

29 September, 2011

[The following piece of spam was received today. Verbatim:]

“So hard you can break an egg

Penis Growth Free Sample

Enhance your organ with organic wonder drugs”

[A vivid image, that foxy egg. Wouldn't this make a great scene in a David Lynch movie?]

[And as to "organ" and "organic" -- well, it just seems right.]

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280: iFingers

25 September, 2011

How long will it be until we have “air gestures” in imitation of iPad, such as:

Two fingers, or finger and thumb, slowly spreading apart = “Speak up!”

Two fingers apart, slowly coming together = “Speak more quietly” or “shut up!”

One finger, flicking right to left = “Just get on with it!”

Forefinger tap = “Could I see the menu, please?”

 

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264: Prophets and Profits: Another “Nigerian” Spamscam

19 August, 2011

[verbatim but abridged:]

Dearest in Christ

From his precious bleeding site, and with a warm heart I offer my friendship and greetings as I have been directed, hoping this mail meets you in a stable health. …. I make this proposal to you as a person of integrity who I was to contact via a REVELATION that was given to me in a trance from heaven.

…. I am a native of Finland I have no kids my hubby is dead I do not have any close relations but have been directed by the LORD to inform you of his Will to have you as his servant .I have contacted you as someone that can be trusted to use my funds for the lords purpose and his children. …. I prayed to the LORD to put me through to the right path, who then led me to you in a miraculous way. I have contacted you to assist in using my wealth for the development of his kingdom work, I want us to act fast and have this fund out of the security company before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Company when I die. I seek your consent to present you as my next of kin. So that the proceeds of this consignment valued at US$ 10.5 million dollars (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United

…. Faith, Honesty, Commitment and Trust is our watch word.

Waiting to hear from you
Remain Blessed.
In His Service
Sarah

<END>

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262: Acting Out, Again

19 August, 2011

By Ruben Castaneda
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 – verbatim but abridged

A federal civil lawsuit filed Tuesday alleges that a former Hyattsville police officer last year pistol-whipped a man who had advised him not to drive so fast in a residential area.

The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Greenbelt, says that Todd O. Prawdzik, who at the time was a Hyattsville officer, knocked Matthew J. Crouch unconscious. Prawdzik then charged Crouch with second-degree assault, even though Crouch, who is 32 now, never attacked or threatened the officer, according to the lawsuit.

Prawdzik and other Hyattsville officers attended a court hearing for Crouch and followed him and his relatives in an effort to intimidate Crouch, the lawsuit alleges.

Prince George’s County prosecutors later dropped the assault charge against Crouch, according to court records and William F. Hickey III, Crouch’s attorney

“It’s an egregious example of police misconduct,” Hickey said in an interview.

Efforts to reach Prawdzik were unsuccessful.

<END>

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249: We Surrender !

28 July, 2011

Did you know that the official flag of the U.S. Army is white? See http://www.army.mil/symbols/flag.html.

 

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248: “There Is No Spoon”

28 July, 2011

Have you noticed that spoons are disappearing from restaurant tables? Not stolen, mind you (who would steal a spoon?) but never provided in the first place. Even many mid-price restaurants no longer provide spoons, unless you order soup. See that delicious sauce? Wouldn’t be wonderful to finish it? Try scooping it up with a fork. Yeah. It can be no coincidence that Google Maps’  symbol for dining establishments is a knife and fork — no spoon. Well, I have one of those “sporks” and I carry it with me for just such emergencies.  It is bright yellow. Perhaps a waiter will see and be suitably shamed.

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242: Today’s Crime Report

22 July, 2011

Washington Post Fairfax Weekly section, 21 July 2011, page 26

“CRIME REPORT

“North St., 10300 block, 1:47p.m. June 15. A Global Positioning System device and battery jumper cables were stolen from an unlocked vehicle.”

– be on the lookout for a car with a dead battery that doesn’t know where it is.

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234: Putting Things in Perspective

10 July, 2011

Carl Sagan wrote “The origin of life seems to be an incidental adjunct to the early development of a planetary surface.”

— Intelligent Life in the Universe [paraphrased]

 

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233: A Memorable Fancy – III

10 July, 2011

The Candle People – Small candles in the shape of people, wicks protruding from their hats – protect your wick at all times – don’t go out in the sun or you’ll melt – how candles are made, with different ingredients – “I am made of finer wax than you” – a candelabrum as static ballet – climax: big fight with the snow-globe people.

– Terence Kuch

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232: No More than Twelve Items — Or Else!

10 July, 2011

Crime Report:

“Maple Ave. E. 100 block, 5:10 to 5:30 p.m., Oct. 23 [2009]. A man argued with a woman in an express checkout line in a grocery store because she had more than 12 items in her basket. Outside, the woman saw the man coming toward her as she loaded her groceries into her car, and she got into the car and closed the door. The man opened the door and took one of her grocery items, saying that he was going to take something of hers because she took some of his time. The man fled before police arrived.”

– Washington Post, 5 November 2009, ‘Local Living Fairfax’ section, page 38.

[‘fled’ in this context is police-talk for ‘left the scene’.]

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228: There’s got to be a story in here somewhere ….. or at least a joke

23 June, 2011

Washington Post, Fairfax Local Living section, 13 June 2011, page 26:

CRIME REPORT

“Parcher Ave., 13400 block. Six hats and an iPhone were stolen from a business.”

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227: The Leader Principle – II

19 June, 2011

Two quotations from an article by Timothy Snyder in New York Review of Books, June 23, 2011, pages 54-56:

“The political style of Hitler and other Nazi leaders was to issue general guidelines and to expect subordinates to find the ways to realize them. This meant that participants in Nazi crimes, both before and during the war, acted as creative conformists.”

“Hitler[‘s] …political style required of the Germans not just obedience but initiative, and showing how the pattern of creative conformity established before 1939 enabled bloody escalation during the war.”

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226: The Future of the Past

26 May, 2011

You won’t remember America’s fond dreams in the 1940’s for “the post-war world”, when the future would be futuristic. A film, “Sing Your Way Home” (1945) contained a song that received an Oscar nomination. One verse went like this:

“A honeymoon in Cairo,

In a brand new autogyro
Then off to Rio for a drink
We’ll settle down in Dallas
In a little plastic palace

Oh it’s not as crazy as you think.”

Yes, it wasn’t crazy. Except for the Dallas part, maybe.

The mid/late 1960’s was the heyday of the crystal ball. America’s post-war dreams had become the dream of scholars such as Herman Kahn of the Hudson Institute. I collected several volumes of their ponderings back then, thinking that if I were to live into the 20xx years I’d look back on how well their predictions held up.

Well, now it’s now, and now I did.

The various prognosticators tended to be defensive, back in the ‘60’s; they thought that people like me would laugh at their vision of the future. Actually, their predictions tended to be largely accurate as to detail (especially those of the amazing John R. Pierce), with a few exceptions. (One exception: by the year 2000 we’d all have individualized underground transport, apparently a kind of tunneled Zipcar system.)

These fortune-tellers did well on the details; but the common thread is that they didn’t grasp the significance of the trends they clearly foresaw. For example, more than one writer remarked on the increasing concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere – but didn’t predict global warming. And worldwide instantaneous communications were coming – but they didn’t foresee the Internet, or social media. Captain (later Admiral) Grace Hopper predicted that tiny computers would be everywhere, in all kinds of devices – but didn’t see the enormous technical and social changes that would result.

So: 40 years from now, what will the future hold for those trends we can see now: climate change, social media, genetic tinkering, a world of nine+ billion people, etc. etc.? Stay tuned. Whatever happens, we’ll be surprised.

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225: An Oddity of Dreaming

23 May, 2011

In dreams, you see and hear fantastic things, or realistic things (people, etc.). You may be you in a dream, or you may be someone else. You may, in a dream, look at a cow-like shape and say “that’s a gigantic bat!” or your experience may be purely sensory, unattached from names of things. These are dream-facts we experience and learn while asleep.

But once in a while, there is pre-existing knowledge in a dream; something you know but did not experience. Last night, I knew, in my dream, that I was in Moscow. But it didn’t look like Moscow; the place could have passed for Philadelphia. No one was speaking Russian, or even had one of those bad movie-Russian accents. No one said “Here in Moscow,  …”. How did I “know” I was in Moscow? This dream-fact was based on nothing that occurred in the dream itself.

So how ….. ?

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224: The Leader Principle – I

15 May, 2011

In 1932-33, Hitler became the head of the German government. Members of his movement, the Nazi Party, quickly took over key government positions at the national and provincial levels. We can call this “Phase 1.”

It was possible, then, that the Party, having achieved its primary aim, would become less important, since Nazis were in firm control of the machinery of government, and mass agitation and violence were no longer needed.

But instead, the Party became, in effect, the government, and the Government [with a capital ‘G’] per se, became largely irrelevant. We can call this “Phase 2.”

The Party, through its existing officers and organization, ruled the country for only a few years. Then the Party largely lapsed into irrelevance. Power now flowed directly from the Leader, person to person rather than from one level of Party cadre to the next. (“Rule of men, not laws.”) This personalization of power was called the Führerprinzip, literally “leader principle.” Power was centered in men who were Nazis, but not in the Nazi Party itself. We can call this “Phase 3.”

Germans, dating from long before Hitler, had developed a preference for formal organization at all levels. Such varied organizations as card-players’ clubs, hikers’ groups, and universities had their own constitution, bylaws, and elected officers. In accordance with the Führerprinzip, many such groups formally revoked their constitutions and agreed to be ruled by a Leader. This action aligned them, ‘philosophically,’ with the Führer himself, Adolf Hitler. Leaders were not elected, but either self-selected, or appointed by the next higher level of Leader.

Leaders appointed sub-leaders, who appointed sub-sub-leaders, etc., in all spheres of life. Thus a form of organization came about. But it was a personal organization: The leaders’ orders were to be obeyed, rather than the laws. There were, in effect, no laws anymore, only decrees. As there was often no neat hierarchy of Leaders, much jostling and shoving (both metaphorical and real) ensued.

Scholarly studies of the Reich seldom mention the Führerprinzip except in passing. But it was a striking feature of German life in the period 1932-1945.

When the Führerprinzip is mentioned by historians, it is often said to have been derived from the organization of the Roman Catholic Church, or even from the doctrine of Papal infallibility. But whatever the inspiration, the Führerprinzip was very different in practice. (1) Canon law used in the Church is a codified and comprehensive system of laws, slow to change. The Führerprinzip was not a system of laws, was not codified, and its application was constantly in a state of flux for these very reasons. (2) Papal infallibility does not affect the governance of the church, but rather its teaching (doctrine). The Führerprinzip had little to do with doctrine, except the principle itself. Also, the Leader’s claims on his followers did not arise from being infallible, but just from being in charge.

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220: Some Letters of M.C. Escher

17 April, 2011

Many years ago, M.C. Escher, the Dutch artist, and I corresponded. I have 13 hand-written aerogrammes from him. Most of these concern routine business matters, but the following letters (one excerpted; the others complete) may be of interest.

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Baarn, 15-II-66

Dear Mr. Kuch,

The book “Graphic Works ….” is out of print. A new edition will be ready probably next April. It will contain 70 reproductions, giving a nearly complete survey of my graphic work since 1937.

Yours sincerely, M.C. Escher

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Baarn, August 3, 1966

Dear Mr. Kuch,

Thank you for thinking of me when you saw [Rowland B.] Wilson’s cartoon in the New Yorker. It is curious indeed that they published it one month after Martin Gardner’s article in Scientific American about my work.

This was the third time the cartoon was send me from the U.S.

Yours sincerely, M.C. Escher

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Baarn, October 5, 1966

Dear Mr. Kuch,

Many thanks for your letter of Oct. 1, with enclosed photo of an Alhambra periodic wall decoration. I know it since long: copied it, with many others, when I was there in y 36.

Yours sincerely, M.C. Escher

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Baarn, July 25, 1967

Dear Mr. Kuch,

…. Many thanks for the rubbing you made of the bathroom window of that old New York – hotel! It’s an amusing pattern, which of course I know very well. Is it not surprising that these patterns were made since long.

I do not remember if I told you that a book, with 40 of my patterns appeared some years ago. The title is: “Symmetry Aspects of M.C. Escher’s Periodic Drawings”, with scientific texts by Prof. C.H. MacGillivry.

Some weeks ago a new edition of my book, with 70 (instead of 40) illustrations, appeared at Meredith Press, 250 Park Av. New York, N.Y. 10017. “The Graphic Works of M.C. Escher”.

Yours sincerely, M.C. Escher

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218: Two Laundromats

8 April, 2011

[1] Our Own Business Directory:  there is a “Cosmic Laudromat” in Merrifield, Virginia.

(When you wash upon a star?)

…………………………………………………

[2]  In 1963, in New Orleans, I saw a laundromat with: “White Only” painted on the door. Now if that weren’t so grimly awful, it might even be funny …

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217: “No Trust” Indeed! – “Nigerian” Junk Email VII

8 April, 2011

[The following junk email is reproduced verbatim, but shortened.]

“My name is Mrs. Taiba OUDIQUA, and I am a banker. It is true that we have not met each others in person, but I strongly believe that no trust, no friendship in every business.” [The email continues with the usual inveiglements.]

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215: Backing Out of a Parking Space

8 April, 2011

[Correspondence to and from the Washington Post's Dr. Gridlock (Robert Thomson), March, 2011:]

“Backing out from between two SUVs: yes, slowly. But I also use my four-way flashers, especially at night and in garages. It seems to help alert other drivers as to what I’m doing.”

—–

“Thanks, Terence, I like that idea. What you saw in the paper was a reproduction from my online chat on Monday. During the chat, I got many more comments from readers on this backing-in topic than I was able to publish. I suppose it sounds like a small thing compared to the future of Metro, or whether we should build more High Occupancy Toll lanes, but it clearly was something that many readers cared about and had thought about.”

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213: “Big OS” — The Original Tron

8 April, 2011

[My comment posted to io9.com:]

I was a programmer when the original IBM commercial operating systems were introduced. They were called “BOS 16K Disk” and “BOS 16K Tape” (resided on a tape drive, believe it or not, and swapped code in and out of main memory — very clumsy.) B[for 'Basic']OS 16K Disk evolved into DOS ['Disk Operating System'] ** and a year or so later the full OS was completed and introduced, colloquially called “Big OS”. These OSs did only the most basic stuff, like allowing multiple programs to run concurrently. Anyway, I and my programmer buddies just HATED Big OS because it stood between us and the computer. No more could we just cut code and run it at the machine level.

So, where this is going is that years later, Tron showed up the evil OS (“MCP”) as the heartless tyrant we’d all struggled with and against, and finally given into but never loved.

** TOS was abandoned by IBM shortly thereafter.

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212: Acid Reflux from Amazon Feedback?

8 April, 2011

“Will you share your experience? Help the Amazon Marketplace community by rating your recent transactions. It’s easy — just click the ‘Leave seller feedback’ links below.”

Dozens of times I’ve bought from an Amazon partner (through Amazon), and all but one time I was completely satisfied. But no, I don’t “share my experiences” anymore. Why? Because that one time when I had a problem with a supplier and wrote an honest evaluation, Amazon promptly emailed me asking — almost insisting — that I change my negative evaluation to positive.

I didn’t. And I stopped, then and there, responding to their requests to rate my transactions.

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210: Self-Inflicted Racism; “Nigerian” Junk Email VI

8 April, 2011

(The following junk email is reproduced verbatim, but shortened at “…”)

“Dear Friend, …

“It is my sincere pleasure at this moment to exhibit my total trust bestowed on you in accordance to my Proposed partnership relationship with you of which I am fully convinced that you will really welcome my partnership with you in this transaction Being very sceptically about dealing with Africans in such transaction, Ranging from the height of fraudulent activities encompassing the African communities. Now it is my Godly nursed intention to prove myself to you that I am very much different from others which you must have come across.

“I hereby attested my accepted conclusion to take upon my gentle self and to join hands together to cover any unforeseen expenses that may be involved here till the Final Transfer of the Funds to our Correspondent Bank before its Final remittance into your Nominated Bank Account.

“This is to convince you of my spirited acceptance to have you as a confidant in a business of this magnitude knowing that you will not turn me down come-what-may, regarding this Claim/Transfer to boost my planned establishment of a funding Company out of Africa. …

“I look forward for your immediately Positive responds through this Email Address:  …”

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206: “Way Hey Blow the Man Down!” / Up?

4 March, 2011

Another sex junk email received recently, verbatim but shortened:

 

“[from] Thersa Lanora Feb 21 (11 days ago)

“Truth About Penis Enhancing Pills Now!

. . . .

“If you’re one of the millions of men with a little penis then you’ve come to the proper place. I’m travelling to state you how to make your penis permanently longer and thicker.

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“Click here now to learn how to blow up your penis

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205: A Kick in the Head …

4 March, 2011

From the 1960s or 1970s but still worth quoting:

“Today’s kick in the head is tomorrow’s treasured memory.”

(Likely to have originally appeared in Datamation magazine — author long forgotten (too bad!))

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