Following are verbatim excerpts from various junk mails I’ve received that relate to sex — not including the really gross ones, just the pathetic ones.

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Male perfection advice

You’ll call it Peter the Great

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Why suffering from impossibility of keeping it hard when you can make it stay like a tree!

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Hi Guidroz Its me, Lady

No more shame and uncertainty. This is your damn meat device and it will raise your lady to heavens

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was apprehended in Rawalpindi in

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Check it

How please knocking-out hottie

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Hallo!

My penis is not only longer and wider, but with a higher level of confidence I feel like a new manster python? That’s what I ask myself now.

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Make her your rod’s slave

When you are aged and never give up, it gives your he confidence, at any chance, at any place

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Why do you send my this?

For men who want their women to value them as loving monsters.

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What now?

Your broad won’t need to wait for your “go up” reaction.

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Be so kind as to read this please

Compelling force will try to tear your zipper every time you’ll be with a girl.

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Unleash lion inside you!

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Your woman wants your python to be the best worker of the year

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You’ll surprise her with your Hulk

baraggnag utndrieug
agrpgngnop pigaier
oeopa ebugtapara

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Strenghth and largeness for you.

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Mutant worms appeared in US

Any short stimulation from your girl and your manhood is hard and ready

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Exclude flaccid hose risk

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Wang will feel like wood

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Energy for infatuations!

keooe aagbgndnbd

aappd gdiuao

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Become ED-resistant MAN.

Dreaming about the real ramming machine in pants? Easy deal!

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If night are not hot enough, this pilule will light the fire again

dopeiag iiprap nannaob
uurane raatgru dgna
gnaep aggrnn bagia
gn itog aaaoba pn rgo

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You’re the Cove,’ he said, ‘for me

Though you’re such a Hoddy Doddy And all the Sailors and Admirals cried

ryqen hibia

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Use mind to improve your fang

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With this you will go through your girl like a bulldozer.

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Solution for men, who feel that they can give more satisfaction to girls.

Why lie? I need money.

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