Verbatim from the Washington Post, Fairfax supplement, 15 January 2009:

The following incidents were reported by the Falls Church [Virginia] Police Department. For information, call 703-248-5056.

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ASSAULTS

SPRING ST. N. AND PARK AVE., 1:32 p.m. Dec. 24. A person in a vehicle threw a cheeseburger at a person in another vehicle.

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