24: A Murder Wiki


Two writers, A and B, meet on line. They agree to wiki a story. A writes a rough draft. B modifies it. A adds more. B adds his own story elements and new characters. One of the new elements is a murder; one of the new characters is a murderer. A repeatedly deletes the character, but B keeps writing him back in. Just before the collaboration would have broken down in anger and recrimination, the murderer finds A, at work on his computer. B can now complete the story the way he wanted to.

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23: Ideas for Speculative Fiction

Charles Babbage, an inventor of the computer, was a fount of ideas, mostly impractical given the state of engineering in his day. His autobiography is a wonderful document. But he also wrote a lengthy treatise titled “Economy of Machines and Manufactures” [downloadable from Gutenberg] filled with ideas writers may find useful.

For example, Babbage envisioned a tin speaking-tube reaching from London to Liverpool, where each side of the conversation would require a wait of seventeen minutes, owing to the speed of sound. And he conceived a mechanical telegraph that was, of course, never built:

“Let us imagine a series of high pillars erected at frequent intervals, perhaps every hundred feet, and as nearly as possible in a straight line between two post towns. An iron or steel wire must be stretched over proper supports, fixed on each of these pillars, and terminating at the end of every three or five miles, as may be found expedient, in a very strong support, by which it may be stretched. At each of these latter points a man ought to reside in a small stationhouse. A narrow cylindrical tin case, to contain the letters, might be suspended by two wheels rolling upon this wire; the cases being so constructed as to enable the wheels to pass unimpeded by the fixed supports of the wire. An endless wire of much smaller size must pass over two drums, one at each end of the station. This wire should be supported on rollers, fixed to the supports of the great wire, and at a short distance below it. There would thus be two branches of the smaller wire always accompanying the larger one; and the attendant at either station, by turning the drum, might cause them to move with great velocity in opposite directions. In order to convey the cylinder which contains the letters, it would only be necessary to attach it by a string, or by a catch, to either of the branches of the endless wire. Thus it would be conveyed speedily to the next station, where it would be removed by the attendant to the commencement of the next wire, and so forwarded. It is unnecessary to enter into the details which this, or any similar plan, would require. The difficulties are obvious; but if: these could be overcome, it would present many advantages besides velocity; for if an attendant resided at each station, the additional expense of having two or three deliveries of letters every day, and even of sending expresses at any moment, would be comparatively trifling; nor is it impossible that the stretched wire might itself be available for a species of telegraphic communication yet more rapid.

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22: The Population Bomb Has Exploded

The following comment was posted to www.sciam.com (Scientific American on line) in response to an article on climate change:

“This article shows a bland acquiescence to the presence on this planet of billions of voracious members of a single species — ours. It is time to engage in a debate as to a reasonable and responsible target level of human population, plus or minus a hundred million or so, and the best scientific and ethical ways of achieving that population level. 50 billion? Way too many. Zero? Too few. Somewhere between there should be a point we could all agree on, plus or minus a few hundred million.” – Terence Kuch

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21: Hoity Toity Only Twenty Dollars !

“Hoity toity” means “uppity”, or “pretentious”. It’s doubtful that there are any real products or services bearing this name. — And yet, a Web search on “hoity toity” produced the following ‘sponsored links’:

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– I can’t wait !

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